Gorilla Jizz

Gorilla Jizz is a potent substance used primarily as a neurotoxin to assassinate high level individuals due to its ability to sometimes kill on touch. Gorilla Jizz was initially harvested by groups of early hominids before the Gods made themselves known to man. The harvesting of Gorilla Jizz soon became popular in Western Civilization during Alexander The Great's conquests. Alexander inadvertently opened up trade with the Koochistermon people who had been collecting and using Gorilla Jizz for centuries in a process known in their native tong as bang slap splode splode, or in English as a big mcthankies from mcspankies. The desire to acquire Gorilla Jizz as a luxury resource is what called for the creation of the silk road by the Chinese Han Dynasty. Gorilla Jizz is most known for its use in modern times where it was used to unsuccessfully assassinate every pope.

Eating Gorilla Jizz
Don't eat Gorilla Jizz.